To conserve paper, I have reviewed 5 recent movies in one post. With one week to the Oscars I still haven't seen a few. I'm hoping to see The White Ribbon this weekend. Gonna skip Crazy Heart, as much as I like Jeff Bridges, because I saw Tender Mercies. But these are worth seeing:
Patton Oswalt as "that guy," the face-painting home team obsessed freako who lives in mom's basement and stays up late to rant on the local AM sports talk radio show. Oswalt once again shows his enormous range (you thought I was gonna say ass, didn't you?) by totally becoming this role. Written and directed by the screenwriter of The Wrestler, we know to expect him to be a busted up shell of a man filling a hole in himself with his fanaticism. He sees his team's quarterback one night and he and his buddy follow him to a strip club, and work up the guts to approach him. Things happen and he gets assaulted, and must decide just how much he'll suffer for his home team. It's a bit weak in the third act and ending, but as a character study it's pretty gripping. This is one of the better films of last year that was sadly overlooked, and a fine first directorial effort for Onion alumnus Robert D. Siegel.
4 face-painters out of 5
Big Fan on Netflix
The Blind Side
This movie's getting a lot of hate. Straight up: I enjoyed it. I think we've become accustomed to discounting uplifting fare as inherently shallow, and while it may be a stretch to nominate this for Best Picture, if Avatar is up there this has every right to be. The Hollywood take on Michael Oher's rise to football stardom, this is a sports story with a deeply human element that is unafraid to tell us what we're supposed to mean when we say "Christian charity." The Tuohy family is rich; Mr. Tuohy is a former basketball superstar who now runs a gaggle of fast food franchises. The film obliquely points the finger at our millionaire sports heroes to perhaps give a little back, as Mrs. Tuohy- played with organic brilliance by Sandra Bullock, in what will hopefully be a controversial Oscar-winning performance that will bump Marisa Tomei's win for My Cousin Vinny as the film snobs' "least deserved award" category- decides to do the right thing and bring the practically-orphaned "Big Mike" Oher under her wing. This is old-school Hollywood storymaking, not unlike Slumdog Millionaire without Danny Boyle's directorial strength. John Lee Hancock does a workmanlike job. He also wrote the screenplay, which to the real Michael Oher's chagrin, makes him a sort of football oaf to begin with, when he was rather skilled by the time the Tuohys helped him. The real story is how they overcome their fear and saw Michael as a person, and shared their abundance of both the material and the emotional to make him part of their family. So what if it's couched in a tale written for the demographic where both sexes love football from birth? It's uplifting without being smarmy, and isn't as simple as its critics claim it to be.
4 out of 5 ladies who lunch but also give back to their community
The Blind Side on Netflix
Adapting Cormac McCarthy is difficult but obviously possible; No Country for Old Men, anyone? This one's not so easy, as much of the story is internalized. The screenplay veers from the source at times, to give us a female character to please the bean counters; I felt this was a distracting mistake. The story is simple- an unknown disaster has cut the shackles of civilization and returned man to his more bestial state, and a father resolves to protect his son from the ravages of cannibals and nature, so he may "carry the fire" of humanity, and bring hope to the bleak future. How does the world end? In this version we know it's a bang, when it was left ambiguous before. Does it matter if it's a whimper, or fire or ice? Not really, in the grand scheme of things. Humanity is consuming itself, literally. What the movie gets right is showing how the father- Viggo Mortensen- loses hope. How can he carry the fire when it has gone out inside him? Like Frank Darabont's similar take with The Mist, the father's protective drive has corrupted him. I found this a little too spoonfed, and I didn't care for the flashbacks to the mother, though I see the parallels and contrasts director John Hillcoat (The Proposition) was making. My suggestion: see this first if you haven't read the book yet, and let the book expand on it.
4 out of 5 long pig banquets
The Road on Netflix
Robert DeNiro plays a retired widower, who Harry Chapin was singing about in "The Cat's in the Cradle." He drove his children to be ambitious and worked hard while his wife handled family matters, and now that she's gone, no one has time to visit. It surprised me by shifting alliances, showing the old man's own flaws and how past wounds run deep. This one rises above the standard tearjerker, but never goes much further. Bobby is always endearing and is perhaps the perfect image of that sort of hard working family man who was always too tired to really give to his family, but I never really felt his sadness, like Jack Nicholson managed in the similar film About Schmidt. This was based on an Italian classic from the 90's entitled Stanno tutti bene, starring the unequaled Marcello Mastroianni, and the new script has some nice touches. Bobby made PVC casing for telephone wires, and only talks on land lines (rather like Paulie from Goodfellas); his children are well played by Drew Barrymore, Sam Rockwell and Kate Beckinsale. At first they seem like the usual busy, ungrateful kids but bloom into real people. It'll do well on cable.
3.5 out of 5 million miles of wire
Everybody's Fine on Netflix
Are you eating? Might want to read this later. This should be for the modern food industry what Upton Sinclair's The Jungle was for turn of the century sausage factories, but I doubt many people saw it. Like the lackluster dramatization Fast Food Nation, this documentary exposes the industrialized network of factory farms and how it accepts disease and death among us, its customers, to serve its bottom line. I bet you expect the FDA to protect you from this, but the fact is they were created to promote and protect "farmers" and "cattlemen," who are now mostly large corporate conglomerates benefiting from government-sponsored local monopolies. We see the victims of E. coli poisoning from "undercooked" beef- which would be perfectly safe if it wasn't contaminated with, you know, shit- and E. coli tainted vegetables infected from manure runoff, since these county-sized slaughterhouse operations can't dispose of the cow shit, which could probably fill one of the Great Lakes. Don't criticize them too loudly, for they are protected by Federal Law (just ask Oprah, who was prosecuted for saying she wouldn't eat beef until we tested all our cattle for Mad Cow disease, which we still don't).
Genetically Modified foods are explored as well; they concentrate on Monsanto, not for abstract fear of "frankenfood" as some call it, but for how they have patented life, cornered the market on soybeans, and made it illegal for farmers who purchase their seed to ... plant the seeds that were naturally produced. Plants produce seeds; but you can only plant the ones you buy from Monsanto. Your food now comes with a service agreement. It's an eye-opening documentary, and while I found The Cove important, this is more so. If you wonder why a McMuffin costs less than a head of broccoli, rent this and find out. And wash and cook your food thoroughly. To quote Fast Food Nation, "everybody has to eat a little shit sometime." Dig in.
5 out of 5 grass-fed free range organic strip steaks, hold the E. coli
Food, Inc. on Netflix
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Tuesday, March 2, 2010
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