Wednesday, March 3, 2010
... but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
The immortal words of Jack Handey, I was reminded of them recently when I started blubbering like a little bitch while watching that De Niro tear-jerker, Everybody's Fine. We of Italian descent are an emotional people, but I prefer to blame the Native Americans, for that crying Indian in the anti-pollution commercial in the '70s. However, he was played by Iron Eyes Cody, who turned out to be of Sicilian ancestry, so maybe it is an Italian thing.
Ever since my father died, I've gotten teary-eyed from anything with some sort of paternal redemption, or heaven help me, that emotional musical upswing. The Iron Giant's "You stay. I go. No following." turns me into Old Faithful. I can't watch Field of Dreams when anyone else is around. Even stupid movies get me. And it's completely beyond my control. I don't get upset at all, my eyes just start leaking like an excited puppy on an expensive carpet. If I was that self-conscious, it would be embarrassing.
Thankfully I do have limits. Sloth & Chunk might get a tear or two, but I still don't find myself moved by Indy and Short Round. That would be unacceptable. So, what movies make you cry like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream?
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