Monday, January 25, 2010

The Running Man

"SubZero... now plain zero!!"

I love bad Arnold movies. This is miles ahead of Raw Deal but behind Commando. In a prescient future, the government depends on reality shows to distract us from the horrible economy, and when chopper pilot Ben Richards refuses to fire upon a food riot, he is framed as the engineer of the massacre, and of course gets pulled in to the biggest game show on TV: The Running Man, where criminals run from maniacal stalkers with flamethrowers, chainsaws and operatic voices, to gain a chance at a jury trial. Arnie's one-liners are at their worst, some of them barely make any sort of sense, but the TV satire with Richard Dawson from Family Feud is just too good to miss. It's not a bad movie, but like most futuristic satires it has to wink at the camera instead of playing it straight like the original Rollerball (the James Caan one) or just going with it like Commando. It's definitely worth seeing once, and bares little resemblance to the Stephen King story it's based on, but this ain't Arnie's best. It's also a lot far from his worst. This is probably the best example of an Arnie movie, come to think of it- it's the median.
The movie has a lot to like. Arnie may be running around in yellow tights like Bruce Lee in Game of Death, but he gets to cut a guy's nuts off with a chainsaw! Dweezil Zappa plays a leader of the revolution! Old grannies say they want to see him kick some ass! And best of all, Richard Dawson plays it completely straight, playing a real sonofabitch of a TV host and loving every minute of it. If you ever wanted him to say Survey Said... FUCK YOU! This is your chance.
It goes crazy to the camp side, with an opera-singing Hunter named Dynamo driving around in a dune buggy covered in Christmas lights. Even Arnold's jokes on him make fun of how awful this concept is. "Aghgghg!! you big light bulb!" Jesse Ventura has a small role as a former gladiator, but we don't get to see them really fight; that's too bad, it would have been awesome. The Running Man remains a guilty pleasure in the Arnold compendium, but it shows that he can make a hit even out of a ridiculous, campy '80s flick.

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IMPORTANT ADDENDUM: This movie came from Milky's Netflix, and he watched it with me, and farted on my couch a lot, and did slap my belly with glee. There, now quit whining.

1 comments:

invadermilk said...

I love that picture of Arnie. It just screams LLLAAAAAALLLLL!!!!

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