Friday, May 23, 2008

I'm not the only one who thinks Shia LaBeouf sucks

The guy over at Theater Hopper has an almost unhealthy obsession with hating Shia LeDouche.

It's a comic blog by a fellow movie nerd. Admittedly, the Indy movie is the best thing I've seen Thank God for the Beef in, but everything else has been incredibly annoying. Especially Transformers and Constantine. Variety had the balls to call him "the next Tom Hanks," which only makes sense if you note that they both have curly hair.

Then again Tom Hanks had his start in TV movies like Mazes and Monsters and "Bosom Buddies."


patrick said...

judging from the "hat hint" at the end of the most recent Indiana Jones, it seems pretty obvious that Shia LaBeouf will be the next Indy

tommy salami said...

I thought the exact opposite, that Indy was saying he wasn't ready to pass the torch.
and thank goodness for that. Harrison Ford said in a recent Maxim interview that he'd do a 5th movie "in a New York minute" so hopefully we won't be seeing Mutt Jones the 50's greaser Tarzan-swinging his way into adventure.

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