Sunday, February 3, 2008

A Pilgrim in an Unholy Land

Mardi Gras is a haven for every kind of unmentionable debauchery known to man.
I am alone and all the well-lubricated females are powdering their noses. I will fill in will sordid details as soon as I am able but will mention that one snuck into the men's room with guardians to relieve
her tiny bladder while I was present, to my utter disbelief, shock and horror.

Also:
The whale
Beads vs boobs
Hot dog chicanery
How drunk I am


All will be explained in a later post when the hangover ends.

--
Sent from Gmail for mobile | mobile.google.com

Post a Comment

And remember, this is for posterity so be honest. How do you feel?

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.

disclaimers of legal bull shitte

Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 Unported License.

All writing © 2011 Thomas Pluck and may only be reprinted with express written permission of the author. You may link to pages at will. If you wish to repost anything on your website you must contact Thomas Pluck using the contact form. Thank you for your cooperation. -Robocop